Oh What a Day Today was.

Hello internet.  Today was a fun Day.  It started out boring, but it got interesting towards the end. I woke up and I didn't do anything.  Then I read and I finished "The House of Tomorrow"  which was good.  The ending was a little confusing, like, the story just ended and nothing really happened so it feels like there is a sequel coming or something.
Later I rushed through a shower and went to The Java House.  The hot dumb girl from White Rabbit was there.  She recognized me and smiled at me which was pretty cool.  Then she cut in line right infront of me and I thought of the biggest word I knew and imagined myself yelling it at her to make her head explode.  After I got cut I ordered an American Gothic to go and I went to sit down.  I read "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"  for about an hour until Lauren and Sarah showed up.  We were supposed to make a vlog, but we just ended up walking around town and doing nothing.  After that we went to a tiny mall and visited the stores.  Sarah bought a gift for her mom and I was dying of boredom because we went to all these girly boring stores and my mouth started to foam.  We went to Dollar Tree.  I bought some Milk Duds and I payed for Lauren because her credit card would not work, haha!
After walking around the mall we went to Oyama and I had sushi for the first time.  It was really good and I want to do it again.  I got a text from Sam while we were eating, which was pretty cool (he sucks at texting.)  He told me to watch Wheezy Waiter's newest video, and I did.  To my surprise he used one of my comments in it! I peed my pants when I saw that, but it wasn't really that surprising because someone wrote on my facebook wall telling me about it before I actually watched the video.
Anyway, sushy, Wheezy, blog.  Those are my daily highlights.
bye.
oh! I'm going to Adventureland tomorrow and that is going to suck because I won't have anyone to talk to.  oh well.

Apologies, Failures, and Harry Potter.

So apparently a lot of people were surprised by the kinkiness of my previous blog. (by a lot of people I mean one person.)  I was obviously kidding about that though.  We were all out of candles and rope in the first place.

Anyway... This morning has been boring.  I haven't done anything except I read a chapter of a book.  I need to finish "The House of Tomorrow" so that I can get started on my harry potter book!  That way the Harry Potter Book Club will start soon and I'll become famous on YouTube!

Ok, bye.

This is my first blog. Be nice now.

Hi everyone! Today I went to my friend Katherine's house to do some town foolery.  There she tied me to a chair, clamped my nipples, and dripped candle wax all over me.  At the same time she forced me to read her blog and she mentioned me as one of the reasons why she started it.  That made me think about what an inspiring person I was so I decided to start a blog myself!

As you can probably tell by now I do not know how to use commas properly, but you're just going to have to deal with that.

I hope that people who read this (if anyone reads this) come to enjoy my thoughts and ideas.  We should all be friends.  I'll make a pinata for all of us and we'll have a big party.  Everyone will want to come! It will be fun! Join Join Join!