My Fucking Birthday Post

Oh everyone, it's my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!
So far my birthday has kind of sucked, but that's just because when I fail at something I get sad.
So yesterday I hung out with Jared.  I was with him at midnight when I guess I officially turned 18, but before that we went to WalMart.  He is now the best because he let me push him around in a shopping cart.  I also bought a bunch of movies from the $5 pit.  Then we drove out into the country and he showed me this eternal burning fart flame and an abandoned park and then I went home.  I slept.  Then I was awakened by the damned vibration of my phone.  I hate it when that happens.  My dad had sent me a happy birthday text at 7 am.  I appreciated it and everything, but I wanted to sleep.  Then my mom started playing this Mexican birthday songs cd.  Then I ate something and then I hopped on the computer.  I MADE MY OWN WEBSITE!

http://www.ricardorangeljr.com

I thought it would be easier (and cheaper)  but not really!
Now I have to get Shamis to do it for me because I can't do anything, and that is why I'm kind of bummed.  It's ok though.

I'm getting coffee with Katherine later! looking forward to that.  Who knows what other birthday surprises I might get today.   I move to Chicago in a month!

bleh!  I have to renew my licence.  And register for selective service.  poo.

Wish me a damn happy birthday!

thanks
ta!

-Rocardo.

I'm In Chicago Right NAO!

The title explains it all.  I left my house at 10:00 last night.  I took a bus at the stop on the corner of my house.  I got downtown IC at 10:30, then I walked around until 11.  I had to be at the Greyhound station by then.  So I went there, and my bus was supposed to leave at 12:05 but it didn't show up until 1!  In the time between 12 and then I was freaking out.  I finally arrived in Chicago at 5:45.  I sat at the station for about half an hour.  There were amish people there...  Then I walked around.  I walked towards the loop and the streets were empty, then, the most surreal thing happened.  I heard the roar of the train and within seconds, people were coming from all directions!  It was really weird!  Like being in a dream or something.  I could be in a dream for all I know.  I am tired as balls.  Sleeping while riding a bus is not very... it doesn't work.  I feel like a zombie, but at least i got my coffee.  Now I'm going to eat a cinnamon roll and then walk over to the Merchandise Mart for my orientation! (I'm at Panera under the University Center btw)  I'll upload pictures later!
ta!

-Ricardo

Jake, if you read this, be jealous.  I made it all the way here, and I don't even drive.

Chicago

Yeah, I know I talk about Chicago a lot, but you can't blame me.  I'M FUCKING MOVING THERE FOREVER!  So get over it.
I'm going to Chicago on Friday!  It's gonna be awesome, and it's gonna suck at the same time.

LISTS!

A   W   E   S   O   M   E

- I'm going to Chicago. Duh!

- I get to see all these cool places!  I'm going to the Willis Tower and the Cloud Gate!  I'm going to take lots of pictures! And make a Facebook album!

- I get to walk around and do whatever I want.

- I'll get oriented at my new school!  And meet the administration and register for classes and all that crap!

S   U   C   K

- I'm going to be by myself.

- I am going to get there at 4 AM.  My orientation starts at 10.

- I get done at 3.  I don't leave till 8... What the hell am I supposed to do in those 9 hours of nothingness?! 

- I might get bored.

-I may have to take a few tests, which I am totally unprepared for. 

I'm really looking forward to it though.  It will be fun.  I'm just worried that I am going to miss my bus back or something.  Anyway, I'll tweet A LOT  that day.  

Comment and tell me what I should do/where to go while I'm there! 

thanks bye!

- Ricardo

College Boy

Ok, I was thinking earlier about how I'm going to college soon and everything, and I realized that I will probably be the worst college student ever (When it comes to the stereotypical side of it.)

I'll probably get decent grades, but I'm not planning on studying all the time.  I think it's silly how people say "I'm studying!"  It makes you sound like you want to sound smart.  I'm going to call it 'reading' or 'reviewing' so deal with it.

I'm not going to drink for fun.  I think beer looks like piss and it's just some lame excuse for something. You may be thinking that I'll totally change and that I'm going to eventually start doing it, but you are wrong.  A beer gut is my worst nightmare ever, and unlike a lot of people, I have decent self-control.  (I also don't plan on smoking anything because I'm a pansy and cigarettes give me a headache, and I care for my lungs.)

I am not going to have a fatass/unhealthy diet.  I don't drink soda, and I'm not planning on starting any time soon.  Most people use the excuse "I'm broke, I can't afford good food!! bwaaaaa!"  Well, I have priorities:  Food > Internet > everything else...  I can economize, and my loved parents said that if I need money, they would send me some (of course, I don't plan on ever asking them for money.)  Healthy food is not even expensive.  I don't eat that much anyway.  Since I'm not going to start any drinking/smoking habits, I'll have extra money.  I don't really buy expensive clothes (I won't pay more than $3 for a shirt)  and I don't have a video game habit.  I do buy a lot of movies, but I won't pay more than $5 for one.  I also don't drink damn Starbucks!  stupid expensive coffee.  I am, of course, planning on hopefully getting a job though.  That would be fun.

Yeah.  Those are a few things I could think of that will make me a fail student, but whatever.

ta!
-Ricardo

Stupidity From the Past

I went through my damn movie collection today, and I was extra pissed when I found out that my copy of "The Corpse Bride" was a full screen version.  I was so angry, I almost cried.  But I didn't.
I can't believe that I bought a full screen movie, and I remember when I was 13 and I went to buy it.  I bought it at Kmart the tuesday it came out and I remember telling myself "hmm.. should I get the full screen version or the widescreen version?..."  WHY WAS I STUPID?! I am ultra pissed.  I am going to re-buy it, and this time I will do it right.  I have to do the same thing with "Party Monster."  I cannot stand full screen movies, and those two are the only ones I own in that format.

In other news, I might go to Chicago on the 27th, but no one wants to come with me and I don't want to go by myself!  HELP?  So I don't know what I'll end up doing.  I am still really excited about moving.  I also need to start vlogging more.   ok. thanks. bye. see, that was quick!

-Ricardo

Catch the Snitch. . . Oh Wait, That's Me

I just woke up.  Time for blogging!

I don't care if no one reads this.  I am doing it for me because I am über selfish.  I realized yesterday that most things I write online start with the letter 'I', Which emphasizes my selfishness.   I'm not like selfish in a bad way though.  I do care about other people and the environment. I guess you could say that I am selfish when it comes to deeper things like long term goals.  That's not even deep but you hopefully get it, you being my single reader, Katherine.  Btw, stop being so emo, gwad damnit!

I'm so excited for Chicago!  I couldn't fall asleep just thinking about it!  I went on google maps last night and just wandered around.  You know what's really cool?  I have a really good memory when it comes to remembering places in a map.  I went to Chicago about a year ago, but it only took me like 30 seconds to find millenium park on google maps without typing it in.   I ALSO SAW SOMETHING!  Remember the Chicago Spire I talked about yesterday? Well, I saw the construction site thing where it is being built! It's right by Navy Pier, and I think will be the closest skyscraper to the lake shore.  Other than the Lake Shore Tower, of course.  But that's because after they built that one they put some restrictions on how close to the shore you could build.

GAAAAH!! I wanna move now!  I am really looking forward to going back to a big city.  My friends, please go and visit me and all.  That's another thing, I tell everyone to go and visit me, but I don't plan on visiting them.  Well,  only like four of my friends went to college outside of Iowa.  I will be going back to IC though.  When I do, I'll let y'all know, and you can buy me food.  Jake, since you're not reading this please note that I'll go visit you and only you.

ok, thanks for reading once more.

-Ricardo!

Decision Engines ftw!

I have decided that I am going to be happy.
I can't wait to move to Chicago.  The day is September 30th.  It's more than a month away, but it will be here before I know it.   I'm not scared of waiting because time goes by really fast! I'm also not scared about moving at all.  Most people would be but I just feel like I have done it before.  I moved to IC from Guadalajara just like that.  Sure, the first two years were rough, but I'm smarterer now and I speak english.  Besides, now I know what to do if I want to get what I want and all.

I bought four movies online today.
- Smart People
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Cashback
- Sleepy Hollow
yah.  I made a list of about 30 movies that I want to own, but I'm not gonna buy them all at once.

Sam Jones left today and that's really exciting because I am next.  WOOHOO!  We may or may not be roommates over the summer of 2011.  It may or may not happen, so don't start saying "oh it's not gonna happen"  because it might!

I've been looking at cool images of modern architecture, too!  My favorite today was the Marina Bay Sands Hotel in Singapore. There's an infinity pool on the big roof thingy on top of the three towers.  it looks like you are swimming on top of the city.

I've also been reading about the Chicago Spire, which is still under halted construction.  It looks really cool though!  If finished, the pent house will be the highest residence in the world!! It would be so cool to live there. Here's a picture:

(it sort of looks like a penis)

I'm just really excited to be moving to Chicago.  It'll be so much fun!  And I'll meet so many people! ZOMYGOD!

I'm doing a phone bank on saturday.  Sarah Dirks dragged me to do it and now I have to.  It'll be fun though.  yah.

ok. Thanks for reading.  Now that everyone started school I feel like a lonely purrson.  I have nothing to do or anything. Bleh. Thanks for reading.. again. 

-Ricardo

Read This

If you are reading this because I told you to then good for you.
If you are reading this because you read all my posts anyway then I like you better.

How come Joel fucking Carver gets comments on his blog and I don't?!  All he does is liking odd time signatures.
West High has a Twitter now and they are following me!  I think it's hilarious and I can't wait to see what kind of stuff they tweet.
My computer froze yesterday while I was skyping with Shamis.  It was lame.
I hope all y'alls enjoy starting school.  I still have another month of summer ahead of me, suckers!

Ok.  That is it for now..  Thanks a lawt.  Bye.

-Ricardo

Damn Asparagus

The title has nothing to do with the blog.  Deal with it, damn it.
So I'm sort of pissed at things.  I'm pissed at myself for changing my mind on things just like that.  I am pissed at someone because they are pissed at someone and now the someone that they're pissed at may be pissed at me.  That's a lot of piss and not enough poo.  In the end I don't really care, but I don't like it because I didn't do anything and now I look bad. I don't like to have people angry at me because it hurts my beloved network and empire. If that makes me sound stupid then screw you.
In other news, I really want to go and visit Jake in his apartment.  I want to.  It would be fun.

I asked Megan a question on formspring.me, and that shit was supposed to be anonymous but for some reason it sent with my name on it and I looked stupid.  Thank gwad it wasn't anything mean or anything like that.  I asked her why she liked being used for transportation by other people, and you know what she said?  (something along the lines of this:)  "I don't like it, but when one has friends who don't drive, like you,  I have no choice."  Then I lost it big time (don't worry, I found it later.)  Sure I have no car and no desire to own one, and Hellen Keller would probably make a better driver than me, but at least I get around.  I laugh at those people who can't do anything because 'they don't have a car.'  There are many ways to get around, dumbass.
I rode a freaking city bus to school every day, back and forth, for three years.  Actually, when I first moved to America (on July 23, 2005)  I had no Idea what the hell was going on, but still, I rode two friggin' buses all the way from my house to fucking Northwest Junior High all by myself and with no ability to understand anything.  Can you Imagine a little 12 year old Ricardo who spoke no English on a city bus to school? I am very impressed with myself now that I think back.  I rode the Iowa City/Coralville bus for a week, and then I downgraded to a school bus.  I rode that for two years and then I went back to the city bus.  It's been that way ever since.  So, to all those people who think that a car is the absolute #1 thing yo need/want:  Have fun living in Iowa City forever.  A car may give you more freedom, but it can somehow chain you to a place.  Instead of saving for a car I saved for a gwad damned iMac and Final cut pro, and I am happy.  Sure, there are some things that I can't do because I don't have a car, but I try.  That won't be a problem soon.  In Chicago they have a decent mass transit system, and I am very excited for that.

I don't know if you have noticed, but when I rant my grammar gets less gooder than usual.

In other news, my Twitter followers count has gone up and I am happy.

I like to make fun of Joel, but I'm probably lamer than him.

ok, thanks for reading. Bye.

-Ricardo

The Joy of Movie Watching - Afterwards

I just watched the movie "Mary and Max" and I LOVED IT!
It's not my automatic new favorite movie, but it's definitely in my tops list.
The style is so cool, and the story is so well thought out and funny and touching and all.  The ending ALMOST made me cry, and that is powerful.  You should totally check it out. It is a really beautiful movie.  Don't be like me, I was hesitant to see it because it is an animated movie.  I thought it was for kids, but it's definitely not.  The movie deals with dark themes such as depression, obesity, suicide, and mental disorders.  SO COOL!!  (Jake, if you read this you should watch it if you haven't already. and we can have a silly little discussion!)

here's the trailer!



Speaking of movies, did I tell you that my movie gaydar is amazingly well tuned?  It even works with animated movies! CRAZY!  While watching "Mary and Max" there was this character, and the second I saw him I was like 'he's gay' AND HE WAS! Same thing happened in Mulholland Dr., Sunshine Cleaning, and tons of other movies that I can't even list here.  It always freaks me out.  but oh well.

Anyway, I hope to dream with "Mary and Max" tonight.  I know this is pathetic but five minutes after watching it I went on ebay and bought it.  I also bought "La Vie en Rose."  I was going to buy "A Very Long Engagement,"  But I'll do that later.  It feels weird buying three things at once.  It's funny,  al those three films were foreign.  Most foreign films I have seen were amazing.  "Amelie," which happens to be my favorite film, is foreign!  haha.

ok, good night now.  Thanks for

WAIT!  I forgot.  After watching the movie, I also read the reviews on Netflix, and there were these dumbasshats who were giving it one star because "it was not appropriate for children." Well, dipshit,  You should read the description and other reviews first.  "Mary and Max"  being a foreign film that premiered at the Sundance FF, and was not really distributed in America, it is obviously not rated by the MPAA, which stands for the Motion Picture Association of AMERICA! Well, there was alos this asshole who said that the movie was not rated by the MPAA because the filmmakers were trying to hide it all so that they could destroy kid's brains.  I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE KNEE AND BEND IT THE OTHER WAY!!  He was dumb and ignorant and then I was like "HGHKJALMVO;AS~!!!!"  so pissed.

Ok.  That last paragraph was more like a rant.

Now I am going to bed.  Night y'all!

-Reekardough!

Stupid Idea Toilet

I always have ideas, and I always want to make things.  I always fail at doing that though.

I don't know.  I have been watching so many movies and videos lately. It's crazy.  I just want to make material and not have to worry about starting school soon or whatever.  I'm watching Green Porno right now with Isabella Rosselini (I hope I spelled that right.)  She's funny.   Anyway, I get to go to PATV tomorrow! It'll be fun!  I might also get new shoes just so that I can spray paint them!

Looking at Shamis' pictures makes me sad.  He's really creative and original and I am not and it makes me feel bad.  Whatever. I'm ... taller.

yeah.  I think that if people actually read this, I would put more effort into it.  oh well.

I am going to sleep with a Barbie head under my pillow today. Just to see what happens.

GOOD NIGHT!

Life Update, Because You Care

Today was a really good day.  I went to PATV and I helped my friend Shawn (or however you spell that these days)  with a motion project.  He's nice, but he is sooo slow with the computer.  But that's just me being the impatient little prick that I am.  We also bugged Tack.  That was fun!  (I like Tack, but he's fun to mess with because of his hyperness!) Katherine texted me while I was there but I sort of forgot to hit "send"  after typing most of the responses. . . Sorry, but animation is far too exciting.  I also talked to Jared for like five minutes.  We're becoming friends!  I like Jared because he is like the king of Photoshop.  After that, I walked home.  When I got home, the sweat on my shirt looked like a face.  I interpreted that as me sweating out the fat me.  Speaking of fat me, I've lost a lot of weight lately.  Ever since I switched to my 100% organic diet about two weeks ago, I lost 5 pounds.  I have also been listening to a lot of soundtracks, and I must say, "Mulholland Drive" is one of my favorites now.  (Not a lot of people would like it, but I do)  I also love the "La Vie en Rose"  soundtrack.

I don't know what to say now.

I guess, good night.  yah.

-Ricardo

Pathetic to You!

So I think I can make a habit out of blogging.  I wish I could say the same for vlogging, but I have a reason for that.  A reason that I will not discuss unless asked about it.  I posted a new Harry Potter Book Club video today! Let's see how many views it gets before I post a link to it.  That's something that makes me sad.  My videos get ZERO views.  The day I upload them they get like 20-30 views (which is pretty impressive for me)  just from links (Twitter and Facebook)  but then after that... nothing.  

Today I got a comment reply from TheWillofDC!  I always get excited when things like that happen. Ever since WheezyWaiter used one of my comments in a video, getting a reply is not really that big of a deal.  I saw Will's reply and I was like "oh, it's just a reply. No biggie."  And then I felt really cool.  I can list most of the replies from 'big' ecelebs that I have gotten. (I screen-caped some of them, but they're in my other computer.)

-Shane Dawson's @ reply on Twitter. "A video about my grandma's funeral is inappropriate? ok..."  (He misinterpreted my tweet though.)

-Wheezywaiter used my comment in a video... and he said my name out loud! IN HIS APPARTMENT!!

-Meekakitty retweeted my tweet "@meekakitty @raywj Cheesecake > any type of cheese." 

-Meekakitty replied "lol" to another tweet that was not the previous one.

-TheWillofDC commented on one of my Dailybooth pictures.

-I think Catrific did too.  I'm not sure. 

And that's it.  I know it's lame but I think it's awesome. 

Now I am going to sleep because I am tired.

Thank you for reading this far and blahblahblah.  

Ass kissery is my other middle name. (I have a few of those)

kthnksbye!

-Ricardo

Delicious, Healthy, Cookies?! =D

I made up a recipe today.
here it is:

Super Healthy Organic Monstrous Cookies

It makes 6 big cookies, or 12 small ones.  If you want to make more then just double up ALL the ingredients, stupid.

ingredients:

-1 cup of 100% whole grain-unrefined flour.
-3/8s of a  cup of water (or milk, or butter if you want to defeat the purpose of healthiness.)
-1/4 cup of brown sugar (or more, if thou wantestest.)
-1 tsp of baking powder (or soda. I don't know the friggin difference.)
-1 tbs of vanilla juice.
-Oatmeal!
-1 egg.
-Raisins, if you are old.
-Whatever else you want to put in them.

Directions:

Mix everything together (But crack the egg first, dumbass.  And if it ends up to watery then add more flour.  If it ends up to doughy, add more liquid.  [Honestly, I didn't really measure anything.])
Once it is at your desired consistence, throw it on a damn cookie sheet.  Make the portions as big as you want.
Then bake it in the freaking ove at 400F  for about 7 minutes or until they are ready.
Then let them cool down, or just eat them like that if you are a masochist.

That's it.

I fed one of them to Sam Jones and he said they weren't bad (but maybe he was just afraid of my knife.)  He was also surprised because I made up a recipe, but honestly, baking is the easiest thing ever.  Just mix flour with a liquid and apply heat.  Whatever else you add is up to you.  OKAY!

Also, today was pretty fun.  I went to Lauren's party and that was fun.  Except for the nasty pee water and the lack of food.  But whatever, all I wanted was to see my friends and blah blah blah .. . .

Ok, follow my blog.  And make them cookies and let me know if you like them!

kthnksbye!

-Ricardo

I Think I'm Turning Into a Girl

Okay, as metaphorical as the title may be, let me clarify something.
First of all, I am not currently or will ever be literally turning into a girl. Secondly, if I were an actual girl I would be the worst girl ever.  I would be gross, I would not wear makeup, I would dress like crap, and I'd be a nerd slut. I would also have a little bit of extra body hair and I wouldn't do anything about it.  I guess the reason why I'm 'turning into a girl is because I've been having feelings lately.  I usually don't give a crap about a lot of things but I think I'm getting one of those things.. what are they called.. periods?  NO! Not like a real menstrual period. More like an 'emotional period' where I start reflecting about..stuff.
So I've been thinking about my moving situation and how my life is going to change forever. It may sound cheesy but.. no, it is cheesy.
I also think I have a crush on someone.  I'm not gonna say who though because secrecy is... You know what, I can't tell you that part either. But it's really cute and sad at the same time.  Cute because me + crush = really cute X3.  Sad because they will probably never like me back and that's sad.  I guess blogging about my crush life proves that I am turning into a girl.  Now I should just start noticing when people get haircuts and call all my friends on the phone just to talk.

Although...

Today I got showered, dressed, and ready, in less than ten minutes.  Guy: I  Girl: 0
Later I couldn't figure out how to get a car door open from the inside.  Guy: I  Girl: 1
But later I shaved my face and it hurt the razor.  Also, my pits smelled.  Guy: II  Girl: -I
Then I realized that I had an impossible crush and I blogged about it. Guy: -99  Girl: 100

So yeah.  That was my day.  Lauren't party is tomorrow and I get to see Sam Jones!  But I don't get to go to PATV :(  There should be a mark to exclaim sadness.  so we have question marks (?)  And we have exclamation marks (!)  What we need, with the emonization of society, is a depression mark (   )  Rigt?!  Don't you agree? You totally agree.
Ok, thanks for reading this far, guys! See you next time!

- Ricardo.

do not even bother.

So today was not the most exciting day. . .
I didn't really do anything.
I watched "La Vie en Rose" and it was pretty good.

I also tweeted a lot.  I like to think that I am getting better at tweeting and that some day I will have more followers than I do now and I'll be happy.

yah.

I didn't do much, physically.  But I ate some celery so I expect to be five pounds lighter when I wake up.

that's it.

Good night.

Awkward Moments Are for Pansies

Today was an overall awkward day.  I really didn't get anything done and my hula abilities are still those of a two-year-old rhinoceros. 

I went to PATV again today, but all I did was distract people and steal someone's chair.  Then I tried to get someone to go to Panchero's with me but no one wanted a free burrito, so. . . That's ok, I saved six dollars and a bunch of tears that I needed to shed on someone's shoulder while eating moderately decent fast food from the land of my people. 

I'm kidding.  I don't know why but for some reason my brain felt like it belonged to a 16 year old scene girl with low self-esteem today.

In other scene girl news, I have no friends.

In Ricardo news, I think I'm getting better at tweeting.

In other Ricardo news, I've been single my whole life and that makes me sad.

And now Ricardo with the weather:  "It's hotter than Zac Efron on top of Wynona Ryder." 

Thank you, Ricardo.

And now Ricardo with sports! "sports have balls"

Ok, enough of this news broadcasting crap.

Will someone just be the Damien to my Janice Ian? 

kthnksbye

- Ricardo

The Realization of Prune

I didn't know that Jake had feelings.  After reading his latest blog post (http://www.mymiddlenameispatrick.blogspot.com ) I started thinking about the day that I would be moving out.  Now I'm not really big on missing my family that much.  I know that it would be sad and all but it's not like I am never going to see them ever ever again.  So I'm not too concerned about that.   My mother is probably going to text me every day or something like that, and there's this thing called Skype. Ever heard of it?  And we are only four hours apart, so, it's not really that big of a deal yet.  I respect Jake a lot.  I think he is smarter than most of my friends (he is not as incompetent and has somewhat of a motivation,) but picturing him all alone in his house, crying, and cleaning, makes me kind of want to go up there and. . . say hi? 

Anyway, back to me.  I am really excited to be moving out.  The thought of starting everything from scratch excites me the most.  When I get there I am going to feel like everything is being reseted and then a green light is going to go off and say "GO!"

As soon as my parents leave after driving me there all the counts (except for the money) will be reseted.

Friends: 0

Contacts: 0

Job: N/A

School: New

City: New

Good restaurants: N/A

Coffee locations: N/A

Convenience store locations: N/A

Wal-Mart location: N/A

Train schedule: N/A

Directions: N/A

Ability to tell where exactly you are: N/A

Thank gwad most of these can be solved with the internet.

When I move, the only things I will know are: My phone number, the school I go to, and maybe what street my building is at.  I am going to have to memorize routes to places, new address, new numbers, class schedules, names (help!), streets, important places, and a shit load of stuff.  

Most people would be terrified to the thought of all these unknown things.

I on the other hand cannot wait.  

The thought of having such a big challenge, starting everything anew, is all I could ever ask for.

So Jake, if you happen to read this then... I dunno. Something.

-Ricardo

The Untitled One.

poop
piss
Old lady peg leg
Baby teeth (still attached)
Condoms
Eggs
YouTube subscribers
Determination
Something to shut my sister up

There's my damn shopping list for ya.
Now screw you!

- <<3

The Rules I Live By

There are some life rules that I cannot break.  These aren't really rules rules, but rather things that I find myself do without really being able/wanting to stop.
here they are:

1.  Always obsess with things right away.
     eg:  Dailybooth has become my obsession, and I've only been there for like two weeks.

2.  Once awake, no sleep till night time.
     Wether 5am or 9am once I wake up from falling asleep at night I can't go back.  I have to get out of bed and start my day.

3.  Learn from my mistakes; The first time.
     I only need one yelling at before never doing something again.  I learn pretty quickly to not to fail.

4.  Always on time, or early.  Never be late (unless it is on purpose.)
     I cannot find myself being late to compromises.  My time is always well measured.

5.  Blog about dumb pointless stuff.

Last Night's Sleep Was a Bitch!

So I guess I am not cool enough to control my dreams, for indeed I could barely sleep at all!  After I went to bed I practiced what is called "falling asleep,"  Trend Facts on Twitter (http://www.tiwtter.com/trendfacts) said that the average human falls asleep in 14-17 minutes.  That, my friends, is bull crap! Ok, I'm just probably not average.  It takes me about an hour and a half to fall asleep.  That sucks for me!  But anyway back to last night.  After I fell asleep I guess I slept, but then I dreamt that I was Dailybooth.  It was the weirdest thing ever.  My body was excreting images and comments all over the place.  Not fun.  Then I woke up at 3 and could not go back to sleep.  I lay in bed for about two hours until I decided that I was not going back to sleep anyway so I just grabbed my laptop and started surfing the web and writing lame morning useless blogs.

<3 (that's a nutsak)

bye!

Ps:  Like I promised, I will upload a video today.

The Struggle of Pubescent Drivers

Today was one of those days that don't really have anything special except for pretzel m&m's and hallucinogens.  All I ate today was:  An apple, A cup of oatmeal (with coffee instead of milk or water)  an entire bag of pretzel m&m's, and a bowl of noodles.  If it wasn't for the m&m's you could say that I was on the NY super model diet.

I hung out with my friend Katherine today.  We proceeded to go to Robert's apartment, where I ditched them because I am not cool enough for pills.  After that I went to PATV and started on a really cool project, which I will upload to YT and post on here, too.

Later I got into an Apple war on Dailybooth with two other kids.  I was defeated by someone, but I came in 2nd place.

Now I'm alone with my thoughts and they are being bitches.  I feel like I am not being productive enough in the vlogging department.  I promise you, right here, right now, that I will upload a new video tomorrow.  My Unproductivity is pathetic and I deserve to be spanked with a pair of headphones.

In movie news, I watched "Trick 'r Treat"  Today (Directed by Michael Dougherty.)  It was a nice movie; funny, too.  All these punctuation things must be driving you crazy! I don't even know if I'm using them right! ex dee!  Anyway, the movie was fine.  There were a few sequences that I liked but overall it was just another horror film where the scary stuff is people being gored.

Yesterday I saw "The Midnight Meat Train" (Ryuhei Kitamura) And I really liked some of the cinematographic techniques that they used, but still, Gore is not really scary.  I laugh at all the cheesy parts with all the dialogue ("Oh don't do it! wait!" *stabbed*  "Amy! Noooooo!!!")  It's hilarious.

Now I am about to go to bed.  I will try to control my dreams for the second night in a row.  I'll let you know how that goes tomorrow.  Until then, Comment and follow me.
NOITE!

-Ricardo

The Midnight Bitchy Extravaganza!

Ok, so, this is where I complain about me.  I was debating wether or not I should blog before going to bed.  I am really tired but I decided to make a commitment so I will blog, even if no one reads it.
I wish vlogging was as easy a blogging.  I am really disappointed on myself because I said that I would try to upload a video every day, but I suck at that.  I suck at everything that anyone can suck at (except for a few things, but like any normal person I am only going to focus on the negatives because I'M A FRIGGIN TEENAGE GIRL GODDAMMIT!)  I'm not actually a girl, and I don't want to be (girls are weird...)
Every time I try to record a video I have tons of ideas.  My brain is always telling me cool things to talk about, but the minute I sit infront of that damn thing . . . poof. . .  I go blank.  It is really hard for me to start vlogging anyway.  I am really shy around my family, but mostly I just want them out of my internet life.  If they found all the stuff I have on the internet they would talk about it nonstop and that just makes me uncomfy.  I just want to be alone.  I want to skip a couple years to where I live by myself In a big city.
That is my secret dream.  Being alone for at least two hours a day.

In other news, Dear Summer, I hate you.  Please go burn in hell before you burn me.  SCREW YOU!
I hate summer.  It's hot, Stinky, and people go out of their houses and get in my way when I am trying to walk my dog.  I like Autumn the best, then Winter.  Spring and Summer can just suck it.

Ok, I'm going to bed now.  See y'all whenever I come back.  If you read the entire thing, leave a comment saying "macaroni"  or something creative.

bye!

Midnight Boredom Supreme!

So I've been thinking a lot about things lately, but as soon as I sit down to try and blog about them they just go blank.

I have always been a safe internet surfing child (btw, is internet supposed to be capitalized?  I have no idea.) Anyway, tonight I encountered a rare scenario.  While trolling Dailybooth I realized that I had an unread message.  Being the cute little nerd that I am I went to read it.  To my surprise it turned out to be from a 15 year old boy who "thought" I was hot and wanted to exchange naked pictures!  Seriously?  I would never ever do that with anyone!  Naked pictures are lame!  But the creepy part is that he's a 15 year old moth!  I don't see why anyone would go to the internet for that anyway when they can just go out there and get laid for real! (right, take it from the virgo writing this)  But seriously,  wtf?!  Thinking back he was probably just an interned child, which means he could be one of the following:

a:  A troll who's just trollin'.

b:  An undercover cop who wants to can 'hot' boys like me.

c:  A 60 year old man (or woman)  looking for some.

d:  He's just for real and strangely über confident.

Although I think I can eliminate a,b, and c, because (I'm a stalker) I read his profile and I clicked on his Twitter, which seemed real.  Then I looked him up on Facebook, and he was there, and his name had some jew thing on it (he said he was Jewish.)

Now I'm afraid that more people are going to start coming over to try and jank me away from my innocence!  I'll probably have nightmares tonight again, but that's fine.  Born to suffer, raised to do laundry... (wtf?)

So yah,  I just needed to get that weird experience off my chest, because, nothing like this has ever happened to me before. HOW DARE I CALL MYSELF A PROFESSIONAL WEB SURFER! #fail

g'night now!

ps:  I tried really hard to get iJustine to 'shark' one of my Dailybooth pictures, but she didn't :(

So I'm at Katherine's house right now.  I'm typing this at 10:05 am, but I probably won't post it till later today because the dumb ho does not have wi-fi.
In the car we discussed things.  I don't have a problem with alcohol! (unless you drink and drive)  I just think beer is gross and I would personally not drink it (I prefer wine)  but if other people want to then I don't care!  So stop treating me like a little child, damn it!
Katherine has a lot of food at her house.  I blame her for making me fat today.  I hacked her Twitter.  That was fun. I am still debating wether I want to go to Jake's gathering or not.

In other news, I might see Shamis later, but who knows.

In other other news, Jared and I are becoming friends.  I think he is a cool guy so we'll see if we still talk after a few weeks.

That outlet is upside down. . .

Currently Katherine is painting a shirt and not talking to me.  I want to go back and play Monkey Ball!  That game is loads of fun!

Ok, it's 4:14 now and Monkey Ball sucks.  

Turns out I did see Shamis after all, but he had to leave in a hurry to take katherine back downtown.  Now I don't know if he is coming back or not.

Anyway, I will probably go to PATV later and finish up that project I started.  LATER!

Peer Pressure

So I have not been blogging lately. Sorry, but not really.

I just got done watching "Let the Right one In"  and I must say it is a pretty good movie. I really liked it, as opposed to many American horror movies this one is not crap.  I must say my favorite scenes were:  The one at the very end at the pool,  the one where she climbs the wall, and the one where she starts bleeding all up ha fais!  Oh and there were disclaimers there.. deal with it.

I feel really bad every time I watch a movie because I get distracted by the internet when I should be paying attention to what is going on.  Today I dailyboothed a lot, and I don't mean to brag, but I was the first one in my gang to get a dailybooth account.  Suck it y'all.

Regarding the title of my blog,  Peer pressure from me to other people to get dailybooth, and, from Katherine who keeps bitching about me not blogging enough but at the same time complains about my 'filthy' lies.

I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos lately.  Here is one of my all time favorites:



and if that fancy embed thing does not work here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rooPPLtK9pg&feature=related

Today I hot a hate comment in one of my Harry Potter Book Club videos.  I was really confused because it was in engrish, but I just held my head up high and replied with a witty thing... but not really, it was totally lame.

So yeah.. Tomorrow I get to finish da shirts with katherine and then I might (probably not) see Shamis McGillin.

I saw Sarah today! and Jake and Jake!  although they did not want to see me. . .  whatever, screw them!

go join my Harry Potter Book Club now!

http://www.youtube.com/ricardorangeljr

oh, also, I'm going to vlog with katherine tomorrow.  I keep telling her that she would be a good vlogger but she's like "ghsijeklaj"

Whatever..  Everyone is better at vlogging than me anyway.  ..

Ok, bye now.

I'll post something later today (cuz it's already after midnight!)