This is my table. I found it in an alley. My friend Liz helped me carry it to my apartment. A roommate and I painted on it. The sides folded down back then. I glued and stapled it so that they would never come down again. That was dumb because when I moved, it wouldn't fit through the door, so I had to screw the top off.
No one's ever had sex on it, but it has fed and entertained many people. I think it's seen some nice butts, and a lot of cat. Yeah, it is very sturdy. THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT!
