The Cat

    So my cat just thought that it would be hilarious to poke his claw through my knee and now my whole leg is throbbing with pain.  Thanks, cat.  My, your claws are so sharp, where do you go to get them sharpened?  I HAVE to go check that place out.  They really did a great job on you.  It's okay, the bleeding has stopped.  I only lost about five pints of blood and all of my hair.  Just so you all know, the cat has been punished, and now there is stew to last the rest of the month.  The stew is great, and I'm glad there's a lot.  Since I don't have a roommate anymore I have to spend less money on everything and more on rent.  It's alright, the tradeoff is worth it. Oh yeah, I DON'T HAVE A ROOMMATE ANYMORE! I am so happy.  I came home and all her stuff was gone and I danced in the empty living room for five minutes, and I didn't hurt any limbs this time!!
    I showed up to work early to pick my check up (yeah, my old-fart-ass company still pays in paper) and this six foot tall lady was coming out as I was walking in and I said "excuse me" but my backpack sort of slightly touched her and she was like, "GOSH!" And I mean, she didn't say it in too bitchy of a tone, but I still wanted to tell her to calm her tits and to stop being such a pussy and to get over life because if someone's backpack is going to upset her like that then she better get her ass ready for childbirth or jump off of the John Hancock tower.  I wanted to say that, but all I said was "sorry."  It still really upset me though.  Why do bitches gotta be babies like that?  I mean, you have to understand that things are gonna bump into you every now and then.  You can't be so delicate if you want to live in such a rough world.  I dunno.  I think I'm looking at a flower through a magnifying glass while trying to squeeze oil out of it and yelling at it "TELL ME I'M RIGHT".
    Let's see.. what else did I do today... I made almond milk.  That was fun.  It was good.  It tasted like... water and almonds.  It's a work in progress.  Oh yeah, and I ate like ten cookies (eight of them raw) Gosh I was bad today, but it's okay because I am living the loner life once more and no one is going to get in my way to do anything!!  That's what I say now.  Watch me keeping on not doing anything.  Yeah, I'm gonna go sleep now, because for once, I am tired.
Here's a picture of Giles and I that we took the other day  Can't you tell that he loves the camera/me/being not stew?