Ohmygod. I really hate having to turn to my blog to let some of my frustrations out, but I have to. I went to Walgreens not too long ago, and the checkout guy said he liked my polar bear reusable bag. Oh yeah. Cool points +100. I guess I sort of hung out with Emily Shuff today. That was fun. We went to Target, then she came over to my place to borrow a fedora. Then we left and she sort of lost her UC card. Sucks for her, and I blame myself. Anyway, Alex gave me a hard time because we didn't have sex, and I was like "You're such a toolbrodouche, yo."
Oh and speaking of certain people, if you're having "girl problems" don't threaten to punch me in the face. You're a tool. Also, don't throw water bottles and get them all over my stuff because you got a text message from someone who "stood you up." It probably wasn't a date in the first place. You're such a drama queen with anger management issues. If I ever feel like my immediate safety is being threatened by your unreasonable/technically selfish ways again, I'm calling the cyber police. Consequences will never be the same. Also, don't turn the fucking thermostat up to 88 F! What the hell?! Put a sweater on! and don't tell me to take some layers off right after I tell you that! Prick. Not to mention, GLOBAL WARMING! Ugh. Some people can be so white sometimes. It freaks me out so much. <3 u! But not when you act Uber white.
I saw a troupe of prostitutes today. Those ladies of the night sure know how to rock high heels and xtramini skirts on the subway. They had enough makeup on to feed a small country, and their hair pieces were faker than Amanda Lepore's boobs. They made my day, but they scared me a bit. Especially because they were walking really close to me.
Two more subscribers were made today. Ricardo was happy. I worked today too. Tea is awesome. Ok bye.
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