I Sell Tea

So my first "official"  day of work is today.  I am supposed to become a tea expert by the end of my training.  I'm looking forward to that.  It just sounds like fun, knowing more about tea than you.  Did you know that Teavana only buys the best tea?  Like it seriously is really good.  Hand picked from the mountains of China at 5,000 ft elevation.  Like really.  And it tastes/smells/feels so good!  I'll sell you some if you stop by.  I am also looking forward to all the free drinks I get!  Free antioxidants, bitches.  I'm going to get so healthy working there.  (hopefully not fat though.  Tea has calories.  Except I don't put anything in it.  I like my tea like my coffee and men, black.  Except tea isn't really black... Ok, this parenthesis is way too long now.) But yeah.  Health benefits ftw!

Jake and Jake, COME VISIT ME NAO!  Katherine, you can come too.  Except I have nowhere to put you.  Maybe if the Jakes don't like the idea of staying over at my place, they can get a HT room, and you can sleep with them... but not actually with them.. The thing is that since my immature roommate (let's not name names)  is still mad at me, he might not sign the form that says you guys can spend the night.  You can come over, but not for the night.  Why don't we just all get a hotel room?  I'll pitch in and all.  It don't have to be nothing fancy.  And we can all, you know, snore our weight in cocaine like we did at bible camp back in the summer of '64.  Good times.

I still hate school.  I still love Chicago.  Except it's hard to find stuff to do.  Yeah, surprisingly.  I always end up sitting at home on weekends.  Oh well, I work now, so that's about to be over.  Yeah.

The vlog's fine, thanks.  I'm trying to get more views by spamming my name all over.  Yeah, that's totally gonna work.

Ok thanks!  Seriously, come visit me. I mean that.  I'm like Joel C.  Asking you guys to seriously, follow @amoebatransfer.

Ok thanks for reading I guess.  And stop asking me if you can come visit during winter break.  I don't now when my winter break is so STOP IT! Besides, I'm probably going to IC for winter break. I know, prepare me a feast.  A vegetarian feast, because I'm a vegetarian.  Yeah a green, leafy unicorn ate my dick.  Get over it.