Your Desires Are Perfectly Normal!

Here is a list of things that I really really want and desire with all my heart at the moment.  You know what they say:  If you blog about it, it comes true.

1:  A wingback chair.
    I really need something to sit on while I read my books and listen to James Figurine. One with a cool design, like the one in the picture!  I really really want one.

2:  Motivation.
    This one seems to come up every single time I write one of these lists.  Yeah.  I really need some.

3:  A teapot.
    I want a teapot.  A fancy. Ass. Teapot.  Something that looks like your grandma pulled it out of her grandma's ass.

4:  Gray hair.
    I have never desired that more in my life.  Maybe if I think about it a lot it will start growing out!

5:  Not having school.
    I really hate it.  Words cannot describe my hatred for school, but it's not my school.  It's just the idea of school.  Hard to explain.

6:  More movies.
    This is just common sense to me, so I almost forgot about it.

7:  More friends.
    I've made plenty of new friends since I moved, but plenty isn't enough.  I need more.

8:  The cure for writer's block.
    How am I supposed to come up with ideas when.. I can't come up with ideas?!  It really frustrates me.

9:  Unlimited soup.
    I love soup.  I wish I could cook soup every day.  I don't like foods that are hard to chew because I'm like an old man inside, and soup is the ultimate food that you don't really have to chew!  I don't even have to wear my dentures to eat it!

10:  Wine and caviar.
    I want to piechart my diet.  That is the next blog.

Thanks for reading.  Tell me, what are the ten things that you want the most?  Post a comment, or write a blog!  It would make me super happy!

Jake, stop harassing Katherine.  Katherine, stop crying.  Sarah, . . . hi.