Not Being Productive

Is my middle name.  I guess I have been making a video a day for about a month and a half, but I'm losing it!
I went to a whole foods market today and it was like Ricardo heaven.  They had organic everything.  I bought a baguette and some eggs and ORGANIC pasta.  They gave me a paper bag made from 100% recycled paper, and it has a party hat that you can cut out and make into.. a party hat!  Oh, also, Kyle payed for his pizza and gelato (fattie.  But not really.  He's really skinny) before me and he didn't know what cash back was.  I had to explain it to him.  It was sort of cute, but mostly embarrassing and slap-my-forehead-dy. Then I went home and ate some of my organic pasta.  It was really good.  Now I'm doing this and I haven't done anything else.  I should work on my homework, but I don't want to because I hate school.  poo.
"I can see America from my house!"  I like that quote because it makes fun of the wonderful Ms. Sarah Palin.  Speaking of that, Bill O'Reilly scares the crap out of me.  If I ever saw 'im in person I'd pee.
I need to find a way to make friends.  How the hell do I make friends who are not students here? (By here I mean my school.)  I need to find some sort of cool thing thing that I can go to or something.  But how?!  Jake, got any tips on that?  Anyone else?  My plan is to befriend as many locals as I can.  This will expand my knowledge of the city, and if I get evicted (which I shouldn't but you never know)  then I'd have a place to "crash" (you kids and your slang.)  Also, they can tell me where the "good"  apartments are.  How do people meet people again?  I really can't think of anything.  Maybe if I go to a party or something.  But I don't do parties really.  I'll go to a book signing.  Maybe I'll meet some nice people there.