Ok, I was thinking earlier about how I'm going to college soon and everything, and I realized that I will probably be the worst college student ever (When it comes to the stereotypical side of it.)
I'll probably get decent grades, but I'm not planning on studying all the time. I think it's silly how people say "I'm studying!" It makes you sound like you want to sound smart. I'm going to call it 'reading' or 'reviewing' so deal with it.
I'm not going to drink for fun. I think beer looks like piss and it's just some lame excuse for something. You may be thinking that I'll totally change and that I'm going to eventually start doing it, but you are wrong. A beer gut is my worst nightmare ever, and unlike a lot of people, I have decent self-control. (I also don't plan on smoking anything because I'm a pansy and cigarettes give me a headache, and I care for my lungs.)
I am not going to have a fatass/unhealthy diet. I don't drink soda, and I'm not planning on starting any time soon. Most people use the excuse "I'm broke, I can't afford good food!! bwaaaaa!" Well, I have priorities: Food > Internet > everything else... I can economize, and my loved parents said that if I need money, they would send me some (of course, I don't plan on ever asking them for money.) Healthy food is not even expensive. I don't eat that much anyway. Since I'm not going to start any drinking/smoking habits, I'll have extra money. I don't really buy expensive clothes (I won't pay more than $3 for a shirt) and I don't have a video game habit. I do buy a lot of movies, but I won't pay more than $5 for one. I also don't drink damn Starbucks! stupid expensive coffee. I am, of course, planning on hopefully getting a job though. That would be fun.
Yeah. Those are a few things I could think of that will make me a fail student, but whatever.
ta!
-Ricardo
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