Delicious, Healthy, Cookies?! =D

I made up a recipe today.
here it is:

Super Healthy Organic Monstrous Cookies

It makes 6 big cookies, or 12 small ones.  If you want to make more then just double up ALL the ingredients, stupid.

ingredients:

-1 cup of 100% whole grain-unrefined flour.
-3/8s of a  cup of water (or milk, or butter if you want to defeat the purpose of healthiness.)
-1/4 cup of brown sugar (or more, if thou wantestest.)
-1 tsp of baking powder (or soda. I don't know the friggin difference.)
-1 tbs of vanilla juice.
-Oatmeal!
-1 egg.
-Raisins, if you are old.
-Whatever else you want to put in them.

Directions:

Mix everything together (But crack the egg first, dumbass.  And if it ends up to watery then add more flour.  If it ends up to doughy, add more liquid.  [Honestly, I didn't really measure anything.])
Once it is at your desired consistence, throw it on a damn cookie sheet.  Make the portions as big as you want.
Then bake it in the freaking ove at 400F  for about 7 minutes or until they are ready.
Then let them cool down, or just eat them like that if you are a masochist.

That's it.

I fed one of them to Sam Jones and he said they weren't bad (but maybe he was just afraid of my knife.)  He was also surprised because I made up a recipe, but honestly, baking is the easiest thing ever.  Just mix flour with a liquid and apply heat.  Whatever else you add is up to you.  OKAY!

Also, today was pretty fun.  I went to Lauren's party and that was fun.  Except for the nasty pee water and the lack of food.  But whatever, all I wanted was to see my friends and blah blah blah .. . .

Ok, follow my blog.  And make them cookies and let me know if you like them!

kthnksbye!

-Ricardo