Saturday, August 7, 2010

Awkward Moments Are for Pansies

Today was an overall awkward day.  I really didn't get anything done and my hula abilities are still those of a two-year-old rhinoceros. 
I went to PATV again today, but all I did was distract people and steal someone's chair.  Then I tried to get someone to go to Panchero's with me but no one wanted a free burrito, so. . . That's ok, I saved six dollars and a bunch of tears that I needed to shed on someone's shoulder while eating moderately decent fast food from the land of my people. 
I'm kidding.  I don't know why but for some reason my brain felt like it belonged to a 16 year old scene girl with low self-esteem today.

In other scene girl news, I have no friends.

In Ricardo news, I think I'm getting better at tweeting.

In other Ricardo news, I've been single my whole life and that makes me sad.

And now Ricardo with the weather:  "It's hotter than Zac Efron on top of Wynona Ryder." 

Thank you, Ricardo.

And now Ricardo with sports! "sports have balls"

Ok, enough of this news broadcasting crap.

Will someone just be the Damien to my Janice Ian? 
kthnksbye

- Ricardo

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