I Think I'm Turning Into a Girl

Okay, as metaphorical as the title may be, let me clarify something.
First of all, I am not currently or will ever be literally turning into a girl. Secondly, if I were an actual girl I would be the worst girl ever.  I would be gross, I would not wear makeup, I would dress like crap, and I'd be a nerd slut. I would also have a little bit of extra body hair and I wouldn't do anything about it.  I guess the reason why I'm 'turning into a girl is because I've been having feelings lately.  I usually don't give a crap about a lot of things but I think I'm getting one of those things.. what are they called.. periods?  NO! Not like a real menstrual period. More like an 'emotional period' where I start reflecting about..stuff.
So I've been thinking about my moving situation and how my life is going to change forever. It may sound cheesy but.. no, it is cheesy.
I also think I have a crush on someone.  I'm not gonna say who though because secrecy is... You know what, I can't tell you that part either. But it's really cute and sad at the same time.  Cute because me + crush = really cute X3.  Sad because they will probably never like me back and that's sad.  I guess blogging about my crush life proves that I am turning into a girl.  Now I should just start noticing when people get haircuts and call all my friends on the phone just to talk.

Although...

Today I got showered, dressed, and ready, in less than ten minutes.  Guy: I  Girl: 0
Later I couldn't figure out how to get a car door open from the inside.  Guy: I  Girl: 1
But later I shaved my face and it hurt the razor.  Also, my pits smelled.  Guy: II  Girl: -I
Then I realized that I had an impossible crush and I blogged about it. Guy: -99  Girl: 100

So yeah.  That was my day.  Lauren't party is tomorrow and I get to see Sam Jones!  But I don't get to go to PATV :(  There should be a mark to exclaim sadness.  so we have question marks (?)  And we have exclamation marks (!)  What we need, with the emonization of society, is a depression mark (   )  Rigt?!  Don't you agree? You totally agree.
Ok, thanks for reading this far, guys! See you next time!

- Ricardo.