So I've been thinking a lot about things lately, but as soon as I sit down to try and blog about them they just go blank.
I have always been a safe internet surfing child (btw, is internet supposed to be capitalized? I have no idea.) Anyway, tonight I encountered a rare scenario. While trolling Dailybooth I realized that I had an unread message. Being the cute little nerd that I am I went to read it. To my surprise it turned out to be from a 15 year old boy who "thought" I was hot and wanted to exchange naked pictures! Seriously? I would never ever do that with anyone! Naked pictures are lame! But the creepy part is that he's a 15 year old moth! I don't see why anyone would go to the internet for that anyway when they can just go out there and get laid for real! (right, take it from the virgo writing this) But seriously, wtf?! Thinking back he was probably just an interned child, which means he could be one of the following:
a: A troll who's just trollin'.
b: An undercover cop who wants to can 'hot' boys like me.
c: A 60 year old man (or woman) looking for some.
d: He's just for real and strangely über confident.
Although I think I can eliminate a,b, and c, because (I'm a stalker) I read his profile and I clicked on his Twitter, which seemed real. Then I looked him up on Facebook, and he was there, and his name had some jew thing on it (he said he was Jewish.)
Now I'm afraid that more people are going to start coming over to try and jank me away from my innocence! I'll probably have nightmares tonight again, but that's fine. Born to suffer, raised to do laundry... (wtf?)
So yah, I just needed to get that weird experience off my chest, because, nothing like this has ever happened to me before. HOW DARE I CALL MYSELF A PROFESSIONAL WEB SURFER! #fail
g'night now!
ps: I tried really hard to get iJustine to 'shark' one of my Dailybooth pictures, but she didn't :(
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